When I am an old lady
I will dye my hair a variety of pastel colours.
I will never stop wearing leopard print.
I will amass a collection of vintage Chanel tweed boxy jackets & glittery pumps.
I will still make inappropriate jokes.
I will live in a house made of as much glass as is physically possible.
I will still listen to angry rap to calm down.
I will still cry at Disney movies.
I will still drink orange juice out of china teacups.
I will have visited Egypt.


